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About Southern Oregon miner. (Ashland, Or.) 1935-1946 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 14, 1944)
By BOODY ROGERS SPARKY WATTS W E L L , Pf. S — W HY THE «STEEL ARMOR, HEPY HO N EY - - - 1 THO UG HT WE WERE OOIH* C A N O E IN G ? / YES SR A M P NOW IF YOU'LL EXCU5E ME I HAVE A PATE WITH H E P Y , YOUR LO V ELY PAUGHTER/ IN UNIFORM TO M O RRO W AT THREE - W E PLAY THE C A R E Y C A R P IN A L ^ / W E ARE REM EM 0ER COSMIC RAYS M A P E YOU Ç T R O N 6E 5T A L IV E 5 0 — a ■ x g et r r N O W I CAN HUG A N ’ K I5 5 YOU W IT H O U T C R U S H IN G YOUR RIBS OR LOOSENIN’ YOUR T E E T H — YOU’RE A HONEY, W FDY * Missed Him “How is it you’re late again at your work this morning?” •'Well, you see, sir, there are eight of us in the house, and the alarm clock was only set for seven.” Going Strong “And how are you getting on at school, Jimmy?” ‘‘Oh, fine! I’m learning words of four cylinders now.” “See if you can laugh that off,” said the farmer’s wife as she wired a button on the vest of her fat husband. Ah, Me “Stop pushing me up the stairs, mister.” ‘‘I’m not pushing—I’m sighing.” By GENE BYRNES REG’LAR FELLERS— Perfect Bulletin Board -f Z C L A S S IF IE D HOURS I / BEEN W A ITIN ir S JEST UKE ZC k NOT TO SHOW tw o D E P A R T M E N T HELP WANTED • Persona now engaged in essential industry w ill not apply without state- ment of availability from their local United States Employment Service. S S E N T IA L WAR W O RK, 48-hr. week. N o BUSINESS FOR SALE K E L V IN C A G L E Y B E L T SHOP, Hoquiam, Wash., for sale. An active business, and a •eal opportunity for an exoerienced belt n. W rite or see M RS. M E L V IN CAG- FARM S & RA NC H ES G E T OUR N E W LIS T (A) D airy and stock ranches. 1B1 Small (arms and acreage. Scenic fertile Puget Sound country. Don Peters Land Office Issaquah, Wash. - - Lakeside 386-J. F O R SALE 102 acre ranch. 4 Vi miles south of D allas. L . A . S T O U F F E R , R t. 2. Dallas, Oregon. FOR SALE FO R SA LE— Liberty store and lunch room. Equipped w ith a triple plate glass self-de frosting m eat counter, scale, Kelvinator Kooler, glass cases, counter, m eat slicer, others. Lunch room counters, stools, etc. New elec, gas pump and oil. I f desired also 40 a. mixed berry farm : some tim ber. Price $6.000. Selling reason ill health. L IB E R T Y STO R E. R T . 3, BOX 565 Salem, Oregon. - E d Feterson, Owner. By J. MILLAR WATT For Sale—W ell equipped & furnished con valescent home. E asy to keep filled. Good Income. V, acre of garden, flowers, fru it fc nut trees. H i blk. Portland bus. 21 m l. Portland. B O X 126. Forest Grove, Oregon. Business Opportunities W HEN I W AS OVER \ FLORENCE < 1 SA W THE P IT T ! PALACE OH L E C T R O O S E V E L T . M a il 10c for 23 spies big " h it” Victory song: “ ROSY A N D R U E ." Tune: Red R iv e r Valley. 6168R, c»»«inn T a « s /i C a l i f o r n i a . D ID U M S G r o w th o f P ip e O rg a n Few pipe organs have grown like the one in the Cadet chapel at West Point. When installed in 1911, it contained 2,418 pipes and cost $12,000. Today through memorial contri butions made in the name of graduates, it contains 13,529 pipes, I R d n a e d br Tb« B ell ¿ r a d ie« !« . Inc ) is evaluated at $150,000 and is the largest church organ in the West By FRANK WEBB ern Hemisphere. RAISING KANE—Trapped Door HOW TO “KNOW” ASPIRIN , i Love ro , CATCH M IC E / ¿TOST u z a it L l > , u e s c a b s T hat - P i e c e o r c h e e s e .' S p - hhh / w e ce f h e conics / y remove t h is trap ' W IL L (JA’ brothers J T & B LO C K IN ' M J J ^ T D O O R - iO A y / ,- - / Just be sure to ask for S t. Joseph A s p irin . T h e r e ’s none fa s te r, none stronger. W h y pay more? W o rld ’s largest seller a t lO f. Demand St- Joseph Aspirin. Do You Hate HOT FLASHES? If you suffer from hot flashes, feel weak, nervous, a bit blue at times— all due to the functional "middle- age” period peculiar to women—try Lydia E. Plnkham’s Vegetable Com pound to relieve such symptoms. 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